Full Sterne Ahead
by Jim Sterne
April, 2000
Full Sterne Ahead contains the mostly monthly musings of Jim Sterne, author, speaker, and Web marketing consultant to business and industry.
Welcome to the April, 2000 issue of Full Sterne Ahead.
------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- This month I check Web development prices in Resource of Note, hit alt-ctrl-del in While I Was Out, take the full measure of your Web site in the Crystal Ball, take a cognitive skills test in The Big Idea, identify the cost of a customer in You Can Do It, click on One Of My Favorite Buttons, and get deep into the M-word in Silly Sighting of the Moment. ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
RESOURCE OF NOTE ---------------- This month we have a runner-up.
If you've ever been in sales, you'll enjoy www.salesautopsy.com
You've heard tons of successful sales stories. Sales managers beat 'em into you, salesreps brag about 'em, books glorify 'em. This site is NOT a journal of successful sales adventures. It is the opposite. Here you will read about disaster - what goes wrong when you sell. Here you will discover the best of the worst of these experiences.
This almost went into the Silly Sighting of the Moment, but I used to be in sales - this is a resource. Oh by the way, they sell sales consulting.
The first-place Resource of Note for April is the newly revamped NetB2B site and especially their Web Price Index. Oh, yeah, they have lots of Web marketing news, weather, business and sports, but the Price Index is the best thing in the world when somebody asks me, "How much does it cost to build a Web site?"
After I hit them with, "How long is a piece of string?" I send them to www.netb2b.com/webPriceIndex to find out for themselves.
The Web Price Index benchmarks how much marketers can expect to pay for Web services by asking site development firms.
The participating developers are sent the descriptions of services, and return the prices they would charge their clients to develop the projects. The results are then aggregated into the median, high, and low prices.
Nifty. ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
WHILE I WAS OUT --------------- We were sitting on the tarmac, all 267 of us, waiting to go to Frankfurt. Just waiting. They never tell you what you're waiting for, they just make you wait.
Then the power went off.
This was not one of the flight attendants learning the difference between the reading lights and the cabin lights. This was not one of those quick switch overs from external to internal power. This was a total, complete, pitch dark, silent-as-the-tomb, blackout.
After thirty seconds people were clearing their throats and shifting in their seats. After a minute, there was the rising hum of myriad murmurs.
Then the lights came on.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you undoubtedly noticed that we've been playing with the power on this aircraft. It seems we've had a very serious alarm in the cockpit telling us that our landing gear doors would not open."
The passengers were grimly silent.
"Seeing as how they *are* open and we're resting on our landing gear at this very moment, the pilots thought they'd try something you probably do every day - they rebooted the plane.
"In a few minutes, all of the systems on the plane will have woken up and re-introduced themselves to each other and we'll be on our way. Thank you for your patience."
The whole flight I was thinking about that old joke, If Airplanes Ran On Operating Systems
It's no joke. ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
THE CRYSTAL BALL ---------------- In his white paper, PQ: The Personalization Quotient of a Website, Kamran Parsaye, offers up "a framework and a theory to measure how personalized a system is in terms of the Personalization Quotient (PQ) and illustrate how the theory can be used to improve e-service."
To translate for those of us who do not speak PHD-eese, Kamran came up with a formula to measure just how personalized any particular Web site really is. He differentiates between customization, individualization, and group-characterization.
Customization is where you tell the site the stocks you want to track, the type of news you want to see, the colors you want set on your screen, etc. Individualization goes beyond this fixed setting and uses patterns of your own behavior (and not any other user's) to deliver specific content to you. E.g. if you have clicked a lot on finance related items but not on sports, it will show you more financial news rather than sports news, without your asking for it. In group-characterization you receive a recommendation based the preferences of people "like" you, e.g. books may be recommended to you based on books ordered by people with similar interests. Approaches based on collaborative filtering, case-based reasoning, etc. focus on the group- characterization measure.
Then he wanders off into world where only mathematicians dare to tread and uses terms that cannot be repeated in a family newsletter, much less be reproduced in ASCII. But you can take a look at the whole thing at: www.novuweb.com/pqwebsite.htm or where I first found it at: http://www.personalization.com/soapbox/contributions/parsaye.asp And what's in the Crystal Ball? Glad you asked.
Everybody is used to Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. They help you measure the bottom line. But where are the Generally Accepted Web Success Metrics? The Crystal Ball suggests that new ways to measure what you're doing online beyond hits and clickthroughs is going to be critical.
Dot-com company valuations, internal funding for new Web initiatives, and Web ROI in general, will all be hinged on the ability to hold a mirror up to nature and say, "Lo!" or even "Foresooth! Thy Website hath a ponderous Personalization Quotient and a fantastical Click-to-Close Ratio, Horatio!"
Where will such yardsticks come from? Watch this space. ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
THE BIG IDEA ------------ Why on Earth does Web navigation have to be so hard? Why do designers insist on sacrificing usability for art? It doesn't have to be that way.
For a series of in-depth, breath-of-fresh-air, both-feet-on- the-ground articles and insights into how to make your site easier to use, there is no better resource than www.useit.com from expert/guru/consultant Jakob Nielsen.
But for a real eye-opening experience in how the human brain works, check out a company called Information Mapping. This firm has been applying cognition studies to computer display modalities for decades (more than three). Besides useful courses and training sessions, they've hosted a nifty little Web application that immediately shows you what their approach can do for you and your information.
It's the "Show Me" Demo. It's a test. See how quickly you can find a specific piece of information in a memo. A memo's not a Web page? Think again. It's all about being able to find things fast. It's about comprehension.
I love the "Show Me" Demo because it proves just how hard/easy it can be to find what you want.
What's The Big Idea? Use the unique abilities of the Web to get your point across. The "Show Me" Demo is such a wonderful example. Go take the test, see the difference, and then see how much money your company can save by using their methods.
The "Show Me" Demo makes my little marketer's heart go pitty-pat: www.infomap.com/method/showme ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
YOU CAN DO IT ------------- If you're a Dot-Com and your burn rate is high because you're building your customer datatbase - fine. Have a good time. But at some point, the following paragraph from The Industry Standard has to wake you up from your G1992 Nicolas Feuillatte Grande Cuvée Palmes d'Or(three-liter) wishes and Beluga dreams:
Less than 5 percent of e-commerce site visitors buy something. But companies spend an average of $250 on marketing and advertising to acquire one customer. The gross income from a typical customer (after operating costs are deducted from the money the customer spent) is $24.50 in the first quarter and $52.50 in every quarter that he or she is a customer. But two-thirds of buyers don't make a repeat purchase - so the typical e-commerce firm doesn't make money off of the average customer.
www.thestandard.com/research/metrics/display/0,2799,13016,00
What can you do? Determine how much you can afford to spend to acquire a single customer who acts, on average, like your other average customers. Then figure out the best way to buy those customers. Here's a hint: It might be through direct mail. ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
ONE OF MY FAVORITE BUTTONS -------------------------- The "Make Bullshit" button at www.dack.com/web/bullshit Did I say this was a family newsletter? It is! You just haven't met my family... ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
SILLY SIGHTING OF THE MOMENT ----------------------------- The latest craze? Wireless of course. The latest domain names to hoard? www.m-domain.com/page2 (Hint - if you highlight the text as if you were going to do a cut-and-paste, then you can actually read it... ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
How about you? I'm interested in what is on *your* mind. What issues are you facing these days? Drop me a line. ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- This newsletter is going to be better if it reaches more people. You can help. The Net is a powerful word-of-mouth mechanism, so if you know somebody who might like to be on the receiving end, please point them to www.targeting.com or have them send a message to subscribe@targeting.com.
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